Shooting up the charts!

I have finally cracked the Google top ten results when you search for "Zubin". That means that I am in the default list! When people look for Zubin, they're going to start seeing me! Of course, the people who usually see me are not looking at pornography and gambling, which is what most people on the internet do. So in order to impress all of my new internet traffic from people looking for pornography and gambling, I am steadfastly resolving to go to the gym more often and sell pictures of myself playing three card monte naked.

I'm Zubin, biatch!