What would Kurt Russell do?
It's not often that I have so much to say that I cannot write anything, but today is one of those days. I could write about at least ten things today, so I'll write about the one that most concerns me. I went out with my roommates last night for a pre-sushi drink at a restaurant called Zubie's Dry Dock, and they wouldn't give me, "Zubie", a free beer.
That is messed up. In fact, when I made the suggestion at the bar, the bartender said that she would send over the owner, but I never saw anyone matching the description and no one approached me. If it were a more common name, this would be excusable, but now the son of a bitch must pay.
I’m going back to get my free beer, and if I’m not back by sunrise, call the president.
That is messed up. In fact, when I made the suggestion at the bar, the bartender said that she would send over the owner, but I never saw anyone matching the description and no one approached me. If it were a more common name, this would be excusable, but now the son of a bitch must pay.
I’m going back to get my free beer, and if I’m not back by sunrise, call the president.
1 Comments:
At 1:41 PM,
Mike said…
Dude... Kurt Russell would have ended this post by saying, "so when the owner hadn't appeared 47 seconds later, I told the bartender that either she would give me a free beer, or I would inject her with a crippling nerve toxin." Then again, he probably wouldn't have, just because his name is Kurt, not Zubie, therefore negating your premise.
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